let's not come here; it is a silly place

forsciencejohn:

bilbosbackend replied to your post: bilbosbackend replied to your post: OH MY GOD i…

Wait, I thought we decided that that ate with their crotches since the tongue was down there? Hmmm.

well that’s where their tongues and eyeballs are but their mouths are still??? on their faces????

I am so proud of being responsible for this shit.

Anonymous asked: Dick eyes look like snails' eyes and eyestalks. Which is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

Actually, there did end up being one innocent little snail!John among the penis monstrosities for just that reason.

Poor  snail!John, the things he has seen.

Somehow the livestream ended up on a bit of an odd tangent, and I said I’d post the results, so…

NSFW ONLY DICKS FOR TONGUES AND EYES BELOW.  (Yes, really.)

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Hey Sherlock fandom…

intimationofevaluation:

To the people who compare Sherlock to an otter, may I bring to your attention the fact that otters rape baby seals until they drown, then keep on going at it for a while after the seals are dead.

Source: http://news.discovery.com/animals/the-other-side-of-otters.htm

*Gasp* Wild animals behaving like wild animals?  Shocking!

It’s not a literal comparison, it’s a silly fluff thing to go with hedgehog!John.  You don’t need to take it seriously, and really really don’t need to post stupid shit like this in the otterlock tag.  Really, just don’t.