Kittenlock.
Friday, April 19
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Strawberry Jam Watson. Because even seemingly innocent discussions of slime monsters can lead to Sherlock AUs.
Out of curiosity (and partly because someone left a “we need season 3” on Eve’s adorable tuna post) I just did a survey of the comments on my tunalock gifset.
19 comments about our needing new episodes, 10 with the specific phrase “we need season 3.”
2 declarations of being “officially done with this fandom.”
And a whopping 25 comments implying that we are all high, broken, need help, etc.
And the most personally offensive two comments I found were:
“Ok can we please salt and burn tunalock? I can’t handle this!”
“the Sherlock fandom is running out of ideas”
In contrast, 5 comments pointing out that Anderson talks in Comic Sans, 2 comments about “fishy” tasting tea, and 4 Magikarp jokes.
Comments show up on the artist’s dash, guys. “Hahaha u okay fandom” gets old, fast. We’re fine, we’re just easily amused and like sharing our stupid jokes with you guys. Please stop calling us “damaged” for it.
Benedict Cumberbatch: He’s always doing kung fu on me. We’ll be standing around, and I won’t be paying any attention to him, and then he suddenly goes, ‘HYYYMMNNNN’ and his hand is right next to my windpipe.
I needed some Kung Fu Freeman in my life.
Bonus: TOO MANY FREEMANS.

I drew Katensprotte’s Sherkitties. SO FLUFFY.
EAT THE GODDAMN TOAST, SHERLOCK.
Companion piece to DRINK THE TEA JOHN. It’s how they show affection. Or something.
More Sherlock season 3 excitement occurred today when a member of the crew tweeted a picture of an empty bathtub and then deleted it. Many imaginations (including my own) immediately filled with ideas for thrilling Sherlock scenes that could take place in a bathroom, but here’s my spoiler-free prediction of a drama that is much more likely to unfold there…
WHY NOT BOTH.

God damn it, Moran.
(Credit to shockingblankets for the #not dead thing, of course, and hopefully she doesn’t mind my running off with it!)